karma.

karma is a bitch.
ferocious and fierce. relentless and stealthy.
homegirl plays no games.

today i'm at work.
and bam!
outta nowhere a huge itchy bump appears front and center on my face. a mosquito sneak attacked me. or some other indignant insect.
i can only believe that karma was gunnin to my humble my ass.
she was like "biggety bitch! wake up and act like you know."
i've been a smidge conceited. a smidge vain. a smidge self-absorbed.
it's been my coping mechanism. or at least i keep telling myself that. i thought i gotta feel pretty. act pretty. enlarge my ego to feel better. but i got a little ahead of myself.
and forgot what was important. and this obnoxious bite burst my seemingly impenetrable bubble.
i'm so serious.

i tell you.
in life. repaying karmic debt is as guaranteed as taxes.