grammy wackness.

the grammys were wiggety wack. i survived only because of twitter. dead ass. these twitterly mofos had me crackin up.

1. why in the hell dead MIA get dicked sooooo majorly. no awards whatsoever. its a disgrace.
2. who the hell are these mofos that got album of the year over friggin lupe or weezy for petesake??!!
   
3. i can't lie i kinda giggled at first over the whole rih-rih/chris brown fiasco. but him [allegedly] fuggin her up all in her face is trife. dead ass. LAPD was ready to hunt his ass down till he turned his jiggykrumpinwomanbeatin self in. $50000 bail playa.
   
4. kanye. kanye. kanye. the shag. it kills me slowly. the glitter sequined jackets. michael jackson-esque. what are you angling for man?
5. fyi. ne-yo is a feather boa and rack of sequins away from his coming out party.
6. beyonce is clearly still upset that etta james wanted to scrap. otherwise she would've shown up.
7. back to MIA. I have a newfound respect for her heavin that ginormous belly up on the stage and gyrating like you wouldn't even believe. sexy!
8. wat the fug was up with these old ass dudes callin people like justin timberlake their buddies?
9. miley cyrus. needs to be karate chopped in her voice box. asap.
10. katy perry and her choreographer need to have a serious sit down convo about her awkward, mildly retarded ass dancin. it bothered me.
11. it made me seriously giddy that adele won. more than once. i heart her.
12. am i the only one who believed whitney was on something with her introduction? heffa was all over the place. please don't be hittin the pipe again.

its late. that's all for now.

......& just because i can.